So, I was going through an old Naruto Data book, and there was this Sasuke question time thing, and I just
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
"are you batman"
"for the hundredth time, no"
"you can tell me if you’re batman"
"we’ve been married for 5 years if I was batman you’d notice"
"that’s exactly what batman would say"
"I’m not ba-"
"I can’t believe I married batman"
and repeat every single day until he files for divorce